By Long N’ Hard
Long N’ Hard eagerly awaited hash # 79 only to see the Hare walking away from the start. Thinking he had given up on waiting for the herd of hashers, I jumped in my car and sped after him. Phew, he was only checking to see if any hashers may have been lost. Back at the start we eagerly awaited, only to find no one else was joining us, we took our group shot and we’re just ready to set out and speeding up the road came Spermy, Stinky and Hugo ready for some leg stretching after a long drive from the coast.
Another group shot ensued and then the hare so exited took off without a word, no chalk talk, not even a real blessing of the hash. We gave him 3 minutes and took off straight up the hill and along the way came across some interesting on-on marks, we thought something out of a sci fi movie……up and up we went. We came across a check and the on-on’s led up a narrow path for about 10 minutes and about 10 on-on marks only to find a back check with a bloody smiley face-rule’s broken-we think so.
Hugo was missing and we called and called…hmmmm was he confiscated? We were concerned. It turns out he caught up to the hare within half a kilometer.
Spermy went down and marched through the brush and Stinky and Long’n Hard tried to blow through the check, thinking they outsmarted the hare, only to find no on-on’s. They doubled back and Stinky continued on trying to blow through the check the other way, while Long N’ hard waited perched on top of a rock watching Spermy do some sighting seeing over a cliff way down below….
After Spermy decided to continue on, Long N’ Hard figured she better back track down the path and try to catch up. She trucked along finding the way and could not figure out how Spermy and Stinky got so far ahead…..alone and concerned she thought that the hare should know better than to leave a stress out hasher alone in the woods.…..
She continued on and found a check, up the hill she went and looked back and saw Spermy and Stinky trailing behind yelling RU. How did they end up behind is a mystery unsolved…..We carried on and soon found the BN mark. Soon we were greeted by the hare with a big smile, jumping up and down like a little kid, hoping we took the back check bait……yes successful by Hard to Swallow’s back check standards….Beer was had a nice view was enjoyed!
We did not have much beer left, so it was decided to crash Shunty’s house company or not…so away we went….We were summoned to the garage only to find that the garage was taken up by his truck top so no darts, but the beer flowed……and the down down’s and closing circle was complete. The hashers were hungry so they headed down to the BM pub for more beer and food. Not wanting to stop they decided to head to Goat Bags place and crash the party we thought he was having due to the Oscars…..meeting our Ass….we know the truth, but he wasn’t there…..so spoiled the night.
Down Down’s were issued to:
The hare for a dodgy back check.
LongN’ Hard for telling boring stories.
Stinky for sending Spermbank all the way down the hill after the back check.
Spermbank for allowing her dog to catch the hare before the head start time was even over.
Shunty for making the hare carry too much beer up the mountain.
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